Thanks to everybody who entered. Considering myself to be somewhat of an expert on the subject of Zombies vs. Unicorns, I thought I had heard just about every conceivable argument on the matter. I was wrong. Not only did you guys make some really thoughtful and creative points, but oftentimes you had me laughing hysterically while you made them. Well done!
After much consideration, rending of garments and gnashing of teeth, the winners are:
First Place: Dr. Beatrice Alfalfa-Scrimstone...er, I mean, Stephanie!
Runner-up: Reena Jacobs, who had me at "Unicorn Jello"
Congratulations to you both!
Thanks again to everybody who entered. I had a blast doing this and hope to have many more contests in the future.
Influx by Daniel Suarez
6 months ago